I'm BACK!!!

Hello to the two or three people who read this. I'm sorry I have been away so long. I guess I don't really have a good excuse... nothing noble like helping the homeless or volunteering time in a soup kitchen...just hookin' on the streets trying to feed the baby and save up for the paternity test. Ok, that's a lie. I have actually just been working (and I do know who the daddy is). BUT, the benefit of reaching a breaking point in the amount of stress tolerable by a sane human is that I turn to drastic measures to procrastinate, hence the blog post. That also explains my willingness to take Liz's crazy-ass quiz titled, "What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You". I guess I should give props to Darren for the original link being posted on his lame-o blog.

You scored as Hugh Hefner. You will look young well into old age, possibly because the skin from your nether region has been used so much as to pull the rest of your epidermis tight, either that or it's a whole shitload of plastic surgery. You will be the envy of most men throughout their teenage years well into their 40's and maybe even old age. However, you are the scourge of all romantics amd someday all lovelorn creatures become homicidal psychopaths so an escort of bodyguards as well as scantily clad members of the other gender is well in order. Hugh Hefner 100% Elvis Presley 92% Steven Morrissey 92% Miyamoto Musashi 83% C.G. Jung 67% Charles Manson 67% Friedrich Nietzsche 67% Sigmund Freud 67% Stephen Hawking 58% Dante Alighieri 58% O.J. Simpson 50% Jesus Christ 50% Mother Teresa 50% Adolf Hitler 42% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

Yea, I fucking rock. Now I just need a bunch of scantily-clad men (and, yes, I would still call them "bunnies" just to get back for all the years of bimbos being reduced to fuzzy vermin-- take that suckas!).

My bunnies would feed me grapes.